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| Chapter Tweleve: Lych's Plan |
(As Narrated By Specter.)
I'm sure you're wondering why I am telling this story. Simply put, Every villian needs to tell his story. We are not really villians, we are simply doing what our master tells us too. You know that I cannot tell you who our master is, or what we are. That information is irrevelant. Done with formalities, back to the story.
We weren't without our scars from the loss. We really expected to win that time. If only we had known the girl and Damian shared something...We needed to kill them. But how? Domination wouldn't work...We needed a plan...
"I can't believe you two idiots messed up my brilliance again..." Said Lych.
"Oh please, I never screw anything up." I said arrogantly.
"Don't start, Specter." Warned Lych.
"They tricked ussss...hiss..." Hissed Frost.
"Oh please, you two are just dumb." Said Lych.
"Domination won't work. Come up with better plan, smarty pants." I said.
"I'm working on it." Lych said.
"I have a plan...hiisssss...." Said Frost.
"You do not.." I said.
"Let usssss jusssst fight them hisss..." He said.
"Why the hell would we do that?" Lych asked.
"We are sssssstronger then them... hissss...a three on one attack would be vick-tore-ee-usssss...." He hissed out.
"..SHUT UP FROST!!!" I shouted.
"hiss..."
"I have an idea..." Lych began.
"Bestow it upon us, dear brother." I said.
"Ok, well we know Damian likes that girl Kiki. He won't attack her. Joey and Robbie would attack her. If we Dominate Kiki, Joey and Robbie will try to attack her, and I know that Damian would defend her in she was in danger. SO, This presents the following: Damian, Joey and Robbie will be fighting. Damian is stronger, and with more of a variety of attacks he can easily defeat Joey and Robbie. Once they are killed, Kiki can kill Damian. And we can kill her. Then we win." He explained.
"Its...Brilliant..." I said.
"Yessss...hisss...." Hissed Frost.
"Now listen brothers, we have to be careful about this one...We don't wanna mess it up again." Said Lych.
We got ourselves ready and left our hide out. We teleported ourselves to the ship. It was Dark and everyone was sleeping. Lych mind tapped with Kiki and awakened her. She walked into Robbie and Joeys room and hit them both with her Staff. They woke up and immediately lashed at her, Not knowing who she was. She ran into her room and screamed. Damian woke up. She told him they attacked her. He got his sword and stood up. The boys ran into the room.
"What the hell is going on!?" Yelled Damian.
"What do YOU mean whats going on?!" Shouted Joey.
"Kiki said you attacked her!!!" I said.
"What?! She attacked us!!" Shouted Robbie.
"Why the hekk would she do that!?" I said.
"ASK HER!" Yelled Joey.
"I didn't do anything! Damian they tried to hurt me!!!" She said innocently.
"Why did you try to hurt her?!?!?!!" Damian screeched.
"WE DIDN'T! IT WAS HER!!" Joey yelled back.
"Excellent...the boyssss are fighting hissssss..." Said Frost.
"Yes. We will soon win, My god I rock. So glad I thought of this!" I said.
"But Ssssspecter....." Frost began.
"Enough, Brother go take over the ship. I instructed.
"Yesssssss....hisss...." Said Frost, leaving.
As we glared into the window, Damian Robbie and Joey were already beginning to shove eachother around. We laughed at them. Kiki smirked. The boys were getting very hostile with each other. Suddenly something unexpected happened... Joey screwed up our plan yet again!!
"Thats ENOUGH!!!" Shouted Joey.
"...?"
"I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH WOULD GET US TO FIGHT!" Shouted Joey.
"DON'T CALL HER A BITCH!" Damian shouted.
"OPEN YOUR EYES DAMIAN SHES MAKING US FIGHT! IT WAS A MISTAKE BRINGING HER WITH US ALL ALONG!" Joey shouted.
"YOU'RE WRONG!" Damian Shouted.
"KIKI IS LYING! LOOK AT HER EYES!!!! SHE ISN'T RIGHT!" Joey Screamed.
"STOP IT, JUST STOP IT!!" Damian yelled.
Joey grabbed Damians head and forced him to look into Kiki's eyes. The reddish glow that always happens with Domination was very visable in the dark. Damian stared at her, he couldn't believe his eyes. He knew what she was. Lych made her back up a bit. He was slowly losing control of her...She was fighting back to combat the domination.
"Kiki..?" Damian said.
"Cut her free Lych, looks like we're using Frosts technique." I said.
He broke his connection. "Why bother doing it that way?" He asked.
"Why not? Kiki won't be able to help them, and we should be strong enough to regain the upper hand." Lych said.
We watched Kiki fall to the floor and go into a daze. The three looked out the window and saw us. I smirked and waved. They ran out of the room and withdrew their weapons. They were pissed. and rightfully so. I laughed at them. Lych laughed at them. We had a nice good, long, laugh at their stupidity.
"Fools!" I said.
"We almost had you if it wasn't for you Joey." Said Lych.
"Why do continue to pester us?!" Shouted Damian.
"Because Its SOOOO MUCH FUN!" I laughed manically.
"We'll get you!!!!" Damian shouted.
And so the battle began. Damian charged up his flash attack and directed it toward me, Lych jumped in the way and took the blow, Taking less damage then I would have. They were confused by this tactic. Robbie and Joey used their physical attacks on us. They were strong, but we were better. I charged up a shadow based attack and fired it at Damian. He was hit! Lych did an ground shaking Earth attack, hitting all three. Damian enhanced Joey. We certainly didn't see this tactic coming. They knew they couldn't use magic on us successfully, So they would do it another way. One aimed a Light Attack at Lych, and One Used an Ice attack on Me. We didn't see this coming and switched again. Both of us taking maximum damage. We fell back. We got up and attacked Physically. Robbie threw shurikens at us. Would we actually lose?!
"WE WON'T LOSE TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU!" I shouted.
"Actually maybe we should fall back for now." Said Lych.
"WHY!?" I bellowed.
"Because, that way we don't lose, and they don't get any stronger." Said Lych.
"BUT WE WILL WIN!" I screamed.
"We don't know that for sure." Said Lych.
"Fine...We'll fall back for now..." I said.
"FROST, LETS GO!" Shouted Lych.
Frost materialized next to us, hissed a bit and then we disappeared. We went back to our hide out. We returned to our base, as Damian shouted for us to come back and fight. We went back to the good ol drawing board, hopeing to come up with a better plan. But of course, None came to us just then. Lych was really mad now. He had just got done kicking the shit out of both me and Frost. He was totally enraged. For our sake, we had better hope he calms down soon...