Our Reviews

There's nothing worse than settling down to a new BluSher film, popcorn to the ready, to discover that he spends the entire film in an awful moustache or you only glimpse him for about 10 seconds a la Dominic West in The Phantom Menace. The Tailors have therefore taken upon themselves the onerous task of reviewing the canon of the Blueshirts. It's a tough job, but someone had to do it! As always we make no apologies for being incredibly biased.

We've added percentages of their approximate screen time and also the following icons:

Period drama, usually involving britches!	BluSher gets his kit off	Warning! BluSher sports appalling facial hair during the film

• Bedrooms and Hallways: James Purefoy
• Blue Juice: Steven Mackintosh
• Bridget Jones's Diary: Neil Pearson
• Carrington: Jeremy Northam, Rufus Sewell, Steven Waddington, Sam West
• The Cat's Miaow: Eddie Izzard
• Chicago: Dominic West
• Cousin Bette: Hugh Laurie, Toby Stephens
• Drop the Dead Donkey: Neil Pearson
• Elizabeth: Joseph Fiennes
• Emma: Jeremy Northam
• Enemy At The Gates: Joseph Fiennes
• Enigma: Jeremy Northam
• Four Weddings and a Funeral: John Hannah
• Gloria: Jeremy Northam
• Glory: Cary Elwes (Archive Member)
• Happy, Texas: Jeremy Northam
• The Honest Courtesan: Rufus Sewell
• An Ideal Husband: Rupert Everett, Jeremy Northam
• Jilting Joe: James Purefoy
• A Knight's Tale: Rufus Sewell, James Purefoy, Paul Bettany (Blueshirter-in-waiting)
• Lady Jane: Cary Elwes (Archive Member)
• Love Actually: Andrew Lincoln
• The Misadventures of Margaret: Jeremy Northam
• The Man in the Iron Mask: Edward Atterton, Hugh Laurie
• A Midsummer Night's Dream: Rupert Everett, Dominic West
• The Mummy: John Hannah (Archive Member)
• The Mummy Returns: John Hannah (Archive Member)
• My Best Friend's Wedding: Rupert Everett
• The Net: Jeremy Northam
• Onegin: Toby Stephens
• Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl: Jack Davenport
• The Princess Bride: Cary Elwes (Archive Member)
• Relative Values: Edward Atterton
• Rhodes: Neil Pearson
• Sense and Sensibility: Greg Wise, Hugh Laurie
• Spaced: Simon Pegg
• Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: Benedict Taylor, Dominic West
• The Talented Mr Ripley: Jack Davenport
• Talos The Mummy: Jack Davenport
• This Life: Jack Davenport, Andrew Lincoln
• True Blue: Edward Atterton, Dominic West
• Twelfth Night: Steven Mackintosh, Toby Stephens
• Twister: Cary Elwes
• The Wyvern Mystery: Jack Davenport